#not inaccurate tho ! this is a true statement. only true statements in here...

[xxplastic-cubexx]

As I told my mum: Charles Xavier is a SLUT, regardless of disability! And she, who is not a fellow queer, implies that Charles is pansexual and I am HERE FOR IT

on the highest of keys i forgot i had this in the inbox so imagine my shock at reading the headline Charles Xavier Is A Slut

[artiboi-navarro]

I spent DAYS on wikipedia for this so don’t tell me this is inaccurate, YOU'RE INACCURATE!! 😂 But the biggest problem is how inconsistent the original sources are. Usually you can headcanon your way around any apparent inconsistencies pretty easily, but this one was a real headache. I did figure it out tho,

SO HERE’S MY HADES

The main inconsistency was that (A.) you cross the river Styx to get to Hades, (B.) but some myths claim its actually the river Acheron, and (C.) some myths claim the Styx is actually a marsh in the center of Hades made up four rivers. The way I solve this is with a story.

Each river represents something. The Acharon is the river of sorrow, which will be important later. So I say that Hades’ domain is actually raised a bit higher than everything else in a colossal cave. All four rivers form the Stygian marsh which seeps down into the network of caves below and out to fill the river Styx that you cross most of the time. The goddess Styx gets to chill on the river with Carrion during this time.

On the months where Persephone is gone, Hades (loyal, wholesome, and massive simp) gets real sad and lonely. The Acharon reflects his sorrow and overflows like the Nile. The Acharon spills over into the styx, flooding it so much that the goddess Styx and her gross green liquid retreat back into the caves. That way in the Summer you actually cross the Acheron waters to get to Hades.

This is the only explanation I could think of that makes every statement true instead of contradictory, and I really like what it does for the character of Hades. Do you like it? What do you think?